Tuesday, January 28, 2025
Keeping Hands & Feet Inside the Scripture
Friday, December 23, 2022
Christmas & Family: Almost Opposites
The American ideal of Christmastime includes a very heavy emphasis on spending time with one's family, which ideally should involve lots of food, presents, and love. Which is a pretty great way to spend any day or season of the year, if you can swing it!
But it's almost the exact opposite of what the original, Biblical Christmas was all about.
Mary was about to give birth, she and Joseph were barely married, and the Roman governor declared that every family had to visit the town of the patriarch's family's origin, in order to be registered for taxes. So the two of them traveled the 85 miles from Nazareth to Bethlehem, where Joseph's family was originally from. Whether she walked or rode on a donkey, neither was ideal for poor Mary, who was about to have her first child any day now.
But when they arrived, either they must have discovered that Joseph no longer had any family in town who knew him, or whatever family he had left there didn't value him that much. Ancient Israel, whatever your childhood nativity play might have said, didn't have many or possibly any inns, and if there was one in Bethlehem, Joseph and Mary didn't stay there. Mostly when you traveled, you stayed with whoever in town would take you in. Which, since the culture put such a dire emphasis on the importance of hospitality, wasn't usually a problem. The better-off families in any given town were especially expected to put up any strangers who came through, it was part of what being wealthy was all about.
What that word we often read as "inn" actually translates to from the Greek is the human-occupied part of a home, generally the upstairs. While the downstairs was generally reserved for any livestock the family had, a "stable." Whether Joseph & Mary were staying with people he was related to or not, those folks decided against letting a young woman who was about to give birth for the first time, stay in their home, and instead relegated her & Joseph to the stable. Perhaps technically meeting the requirements of hospitality by not actually throwing them into the street, but not very generous of them, all the same.
And I don't mean that in an antisemitic way. These people were almost certainly Jewish, but so were most people in ancient Israel. Jesus disagreed with plenty of Jewish people, sure, but those were 95% of the people he had to talk to at all. Who else was he going to talk to, or about? Every community and religion has people in it like this, people who would offer the bare minimum to a family in this situation. That's a statement on human nature, rather than on any one religion or culture.
Now if everybody was getting registered at once, there would have been a lot of folks traveling. It's very possible that those who could stay at home for the registration because they lived in the place they were from, were all putting up a lot of guests. But who exactly needs to not be sleeping with the livestock, more than the young woman about to give birth? Especially once her labor starts? Which travelers already staying there, don't give up their space for her?
So Joseph's life has been upended, with the sudden need for travel and the arrival of a baby a little sooner than he'd originally planned on, who both is and is not his own. Mary's experiencing childbirth for the first time, not surrounded by family and friends like she was supposed to, but among livestock in a town far from her home. And soon enough they will be refugees on the way to Egypt, even if they didn't know that yet on that first Christmas morning.
But instead of commemorating a long, miserable trip at the command of a tyrant followed by a less-than-warm welcome and a very memorable & probably lonely first experience of childbirth with onlooking livestock, America has insisted that Christmas is about family, food, presents, and just the right set of décor.
So if you're far from loving family this Christmas? Or if "family" and "loving" don't go together much in your world?
If you're actually in physical pain and putting up with miserable circumstances?
If you hoping desperately for things to change because you're not sure how much more you can deal with?
If you've got few or no presents to open and the food is pretty dismal as well?
You're in pretty good company, because the Holy Family themselves are right there with you. And maybe it's time for us to stop worshiping "family" as an ideal at all (and long past time to give up on consumerism). Instead let's remember that the real Christmas story emphasizes the importance of caring for the vulnerable, providing necessary medical care to those in need, and the importance of generous hospitality.
(The Victorian emphasis on ghost stories is strictly optional, but some may enjoy!)
And if you wake up on December 25th and it all looks pretty lackluster, I hope that a local congregation has a worship service you can attend, and they welcome you with open arms and all the love you could ask for.
For those having a very Mary Christmas, may God bless us, every one.
Wednesday, October 19, 2022
Newsletter Article Calendar
I know so many clergy who have trouble coming up with what to write a newsletter article on each month! So I tried to come up with a collection of topics that are always good to talk about with congregations and might not come up that often in sermons, found Bible passages for each of them, and put them into a calendar. The calendar goes along with the RCL but you certainly don't have to be on the RCL to use this. Each topic is scheduled so that any season or holiday it's talking about comes up during the month that the newsletter is for, so they're all a little ahead of the game. The summers, I admit, are a bit of "everything else we mean to talk about but don't get around to often enough."
Enjoy! Each month has the general theme, the Bible passage, and the more specific theme/possible title for your article. I was hoping to add a couple questions to each one, but to be honest, this has been on my hard drive a for several months now and clearly that's never going to happen, so I figured I should get it out there rather than having it sit uselessly.
Year A- Matthew
Dec- Christmas, Mt 1:18-25, Respectability & Jesus
Jan- Epiphany, Mt 2:13-15, Holy Family Refugees
Feb- Lent, Mt 27:24-26, Church & Antisemitism
Mar- Easter, Mt 28:1-10, Women: The First Apostles
Apr- Pentecost, 1Cor 12:4-14, Gifts & Body
May- Charity, Jn 5:2-18, Disability & Charity
June- Welcome, Acts 8:26-39, What Prevents?
July- Civic, Mt 22:15-22, Render Unto Caesar
Aug- Prayer, Mt 6:5-8, Prayer & Appearances
Sep- Creation, Gen 1:1-5, Science & Big Bang
Oct- All Saints, Mt 14:1-12, Those Who Spoke Truth
Nov- Advent, Mt 3:1-6, Repentance
Year B- Mark (& John)
Dec- Christmas, Jn 1:14-18, Word Became Flesh
Jan- Epiphany, Mk 1:9-11, Torn Heavens & Baptism
Feb- Lent, Mk 14:17-20, Betrayed by a Friend
Mar- Easter, Mk 16:1-8, Alarm, Terror & Amazement
Apr- Pentecost, Jn 15:26-27, 16:4b-15, Spirit's Work
May- Charity, Mk 12:38-44, Charity & Capitalism
June- Welcome, Jn 9:1-7, God's Works Revealed
July- Civic, Ro 13:1-10, Justice & Government
Aug- Prayer, 1 Kings 19:11-14, Don't Forget to Listen
Sep- Creation, Ge 1:26-27, Dominion or Stewardship
Oct- All Saints, Acts 5:1-11, What Not To Do
Nov- Advent, Mk 1:1-4, Preparing the Way
Year C- Luke
Dec- Christmas, Lk 2:1-6, No Family At Christmas
Jan- Epiphany, Lk 2:25-38, Anna & Simeon
Feb- Lent, Lk 23:50-56, Holy Saturday: Jesus is Dead
Mar- Easter, Jn 20:19-31, Thomas & Doubt
Apr- Pentecost, Acts 2:1-21, Many Languages
May- Charity, Lk 6:27-38, Give to Everyone
June- Welcome, Lk 10:29-37, Who Is My Neighbor
July- Civic, Col 3:5-17, Living in Community
Aug- Prayer, 1 Jn 1:5-10, Confession as Prayer
Sep- Creation, Job 12:7-12, Learning from Creation
Oct- All Saints, Lk 12:4-12, What is Persecution
Nov- Advent, Lk 1:46-55, God's Justice Proclaimed
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Wednesday, March 17, 2021
Good Friday Gospel Reading Responses
Friday, February 12, 2021
Mileage Spreadsheet
Do you need a mileage spreadsheet?
Would you like one that does most of the math for you?
This spreadsheet is set up for 2021 with the IRS mileage reimbursement rate included. To change the rate, go to each monthly page, click on the box with the total reimbursement, go up just above the row that assigns the letters to each column, to the function box, and change the rate there.
Check out the spreadsheet here!
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Friday, January 22, 2021
Abide With Me Lenten Series (Year B)
A worship series based on the Passion in the Gospel of Mark, for 2021, Year B. You might want to use this for Lenten evening services. Each night focuses on a Scripture passage from Mark, from Jesus at Gethsemane through Pilate. There are 5 services. Each includes a scripture passage, some themes to focus on, a hymn chosen for that service from the ELW, an opening litany based on a Psalm, a "Prayer of the Day," some thoughts for your sermon, the Prayers of the People (including relevant saints from the calendar to acknowledge as you see fit), and the suggestion to use Abide With Me as a recurring closing hymn.
You can find the document here.
I must admit that some of the resources I've provided here are a bit less polished, and a bit more "shoot-from-the-hip," than I had originally planned. Turns out this story stirs up emotion! Feel free to adapt to your context as necessary.
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Tuesday, June 2, 2020
Christmas Lessons & Carols - 3 Year Cycle
The document can be found here. Each reading is paired with a carol. I suggest having 7 readers- each one introduces and reads the reading, and then introduces the carol before returning to their seat.
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Anti-Racism 2023 Summer Sermon Series
This is mostly meant to be a sermon series for majority-white congregations who are somewhat uncomfortable talking about race- because that's the type of place I've served in. Thoughts from my colleagues who are people of color are joyfully welcomed, I did this in a morning and would love to deepen it, but I'm not asking for help from those in most need of support and care right now. (This was originally written for the summer of 2020, and dates and readings have now been updated for 2023.)
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June 4
Holy Trinity -And It Was Good
HS- God created only good
NT- Holy Spirit helps us live in peace
G- Jesus tells us to welcome all in baptism
-we were not created to hate or have contempt for one another but to live together in love, racism & white supremacy both contradicts this & works against it, if God says that all creation is good who are we to disagree?
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June 18
3Pent -Unworthy Laborers
HS- God carried them away from slavery
NT- we are still imperfect sinners but God loves us & calls us right now
G- we are the laborers, sent to our own people, to proclaim the kingdom
-the kingdom of God has no room for slavery/contempt, we are the laborers called to bring it about, among the ones we know already (white people have to talk to white people) even though we don't think we're good enough (Germany had a reconciliation & education effort after the Holocaust & South Africa had the Truth & Reconciliation Commission after apartheid, they can both talk about those things despite the pain, but we never did anything like that after slavery was outlawed as a nation)
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June 25
4Pent -Universal Preacherhood
HS- despite derision Jeremiah must preach
NT- we are all united in baptism & parts of ourselves will die because of that
G- what does it mean to love a person more than God? To enable sin, leave them who they are
-to allow our friends & neighbors to continue in their contempt & bigotry without speaking God's word to them is to love them more than God, & will only hurt them & the world, even if it leads to derision, we must speak to our unity in baptism (& out of it as beloved good creations of God)- we must all speak God's word of love into existence
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July 2
5Pent -Racism is Destruction
HS- God's wish for all people is peace, not punishment or dominion
NT- sin does enslave us & work to our destruction, racism destroys society
G- we are called to welcome and hospitality
-do you want the best doctor out of all white people who were born rich, or do you want the best doctor period? Racism & racist systems drag us down, break us apart, deny our identity as children of God, deny us peace & the gift of being hospitable, also once a racist system exists it makes us work for it and continues to destroy ours and others' lives
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July 9
6Pent -Freedom From, Freedom To
HS- God sets the prisoners free
NT- we will find ourselves working for racism & racist systems without realizing it
G- many will object to our working against racism & refusing to "go with the flow" and that we're "making it weird" but God has freed us from being beholden to any of that
-there will be days when we realize we're doing something that encourages racism or encourages racist systems, or that we are being ostracized for not going along with them, but God calls us to destroy those systems, and we have been set free from servitude toward them in order to be free to live a larger & more complete life
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July 16
7Pent -Sown From Above
HS- God's word leads to growth, joy, & peace that has no end
NT- set minds & hearts on Christ rather than flesh (influence, wealth, etc)
G- all these reactions also work for reactions to anti-racism work, because anti-racism work is also the work of the Gospel
-as we go out to share God's word & build the kingdom, we will meet many reactions (we will also have various reactions to different ways to do all this in our own hearts, to be worked on), & will have to formulate responses to each: those "on the path" have closed themselves off and refused to open up, those "on rocky soil" have other stuff going on in life that constantly distracts them from this work, those "among thorns" like the idea of the work but other aspects of their life (or people in their life) choke out their ability to do the work, etc.
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July 23
8Pent -Idolatry Cast Aside
HS- when we truly treat God as our only God, we have nothing to fear
NT- our faith leads us not into slavery/servitude to others' ideals but sets us free from our bondage to sin (racism) and into "the glorious liberty of the children of God" (NKJV) (see also this blog's name!)
G- all of our causes to sin will be destroyed by God in the end
-the world may tell us who we "should" hate or who we "should" feel contempt for, but God casts all that aside, in favor of freedom from such destructive (racist) systems, and anything that causes us to sin (greed, pride, wrath) will be destroyed anyway
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July 30
9Pent -Good Wisdom
HS- Solomon asks for wisdom- not just to be smart, but to know right from wrong
NT- Spirit helps us in our weakness, nothing separates us from the love of Christ
G- bringing about the kingdom of God involves both growth & discernment
-building the kingdom & anti-racism work both involve discernment, effort, growth; there will be ideas to sort through & consider strengths & weaknesses, offers of help to accept or decline, personal work to do throughout; but God is with us through all of it helping us, and nothing separates us (or anyone else) from God's love
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August 6
10Pent -Table for All
HS- God's everlasting covenant that provides rich food to even unknown nations
NT- the anguish of separation
G- there is plenty to go around for everyone and leftovers, abandon theology of scarcity
-it may feel as though our anti-racism (Gospel-driven) work separates us from those we love, who haven't come to understand it's importance yet, but the truth is it works for healing among all people, and there is room for everyone to join in and take part in the harvest
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August 13
11Pent -True Peace
HS- God is not in the wind/earthquake/fire of conquest/destruction/dominion, but in the silence of true peace
NT- can't be believed until it's heard/experienced/witnessed
G- Jesus can bring us to true peace but we might sink a little and need help on the way
-“True peace is not merely the absence of tension: it is the presence of justice.”- Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.; to be truly at peace a society must have justice, must care for the vulnerable, must treat all with respect & dignity; it takes work to get there & many have no idea what it's actually like before they do
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August 20
12Pent -All Are Welcome
HS- all people from all places are welcome in God's house
NT- God has not abandoned/rejected anyone
G- not what goes into but comes out of the mouth that defiles; Jesus' call to Israel is expanded to all nations
-we might say "all are welcome" lightly but really it's hard work, it means asking who are we excluding without meaning to, who do we secretly not want here, who might arrive & make us uncomfortable, who might we tire of welcoming after awhile & what do we do then; but in order for all to really be welcome there's a lot of work, physically and of the heart, that has to happen
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August 27
13Pent -Living Sacrifice
HS- God's justice & everlasting deliverance
NT- be a living sacrifice, many ways to do so
G- on this rock I will build my church- who recognizes Jesus
-many ways to sacrifice for God- sacrifice power so that others have a fair amount; sacrifice your safety so that others are safer (white protesters putting themselves between POC and police); sacrificing wealth so that none go without; as Peter recognized who Jesus was we can recognize Jesus in others- and we will come to see that Jesus is in the face of every person we meet
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Sept 3
14Pent -Overcome Evil With Good
HS- utter what is precious and not worthless
NT- generosity & overcome evil with good
G- take up your cross
-the answer is not to be jealous (old definition) or miserly but to be generous and open, "Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that."- Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.; focus on what matters, take up your cross (whatever binds you to racism/racist systems) and don't burden others with it but deal with it as you do God's work (anti-racism work)
Monday, September 2, 2019
Confirmation Verse Options Handout
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Sunday, September 1, 2019
With Grieving People
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Friday, May 10, 2019
Readings & Hymns for Weddings Booklet
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My Neighbor Is Muslim Presentation
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By Heart Presentation: A Resource From Augsburg Fortress
You'll notice that there is a slide in each "day" that is simply a link to a video. You'll have two choices for what to do with that slide- either download the presentation and change the link so that it links to the video on your hard drive, or use this slide as a cue to close the presentation and open the video. Either works, depending on your comfort with technology.
I hope you find this useful in your context! I am grateful that Augsburg Fortress has provided us with such a valuable resource.
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Microaggressions Presentation
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Bible Scavenger Hunt
Game Time: Break the group up into teams, each team gets one NRSV Bible (won't work with different translations!) and at least 1 adult. Explain they won't have to go outside to find any of the clues, and there's no running, safety, etc. They won't be able to follow other teams after the first clue because they'll all go in different directions, and they will have to look up the Bible verse on each clue in order to figure out where they're going next. Put the first clues face down on a table in front of each team, and when you say, "Go!" they flip them over and they're off! First team to get to the end gets bragging rights, everybody gets snacks.
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Women & Justice Handout on "Scary Texts"
Litany For a Group Memorial Service
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Easter Sunrise Annunciation Skit: Birth, Crucifixion, & Resurrection
Adapted by Rev. Katherine Rohloff, 2016, from Dennis Dewey, 1995
Reader One: In the sixth month the angel Gabriel was sent by God to a town in Galilee called Nazareth, to a virgin engaged to a man whose name was Joseph, of the house of David. The virgin’s name was Mary.
Reader Two: Pilate then called together the chief priests and the rulers and the people and said to them, "You brought me this man as one who was perverting the people; and after examining him before you, behold, I did not find this man guilty of any of your charges against him. I will therefore chastise him and release him.”
One: And he came to her and said, “Greetings, favored one! The Lord is with you.” But she was much perplexed by his words and pondered what sort of greeting this might be.
Two: But they were urgent, demanding with loud cries that he should be crucified. And their voices prevailed. So Pilate gave sentence that their demand should be granted. He released Barabbas, the man who had been thrown into prison for insurrection and murder, who they asked for, but Jesus he delivered up to their will.
One: The angel said to her, “Do not be afraid, Mary, for you have found favor with God. And now, you will conceive in your womb and bear a son, and you will name him Jesus.
Two: And when they came to the place which is called the skull, there they crucified him and two criminals—one on the right and one on the left. And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do."
One: He will be great, and will be called the Son of the Most High, and the Lord God will give to him the throne of his ancestor David. He will reign over the house of Jacob forever, and of his kingdom there will be no end.”
Two: And they cast lots to divide his garments. And the people stood by watching.
One: Mary said to the angel, “How can this be, since I am a virgin?”
Two: But the rulers scoffed at him, saying, "He saved others; let him save himself, if he is the Christ of God, his chosen One!"
One: The angel said to her, “The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you; therefore the child to be born will be holy; he will be called Son of God.
Two: While the sun's light failed, the curtain of the temple was torn in two. And Jesus cried out with a loud voice, "Father, into thy hands I commit my spirit!"
One: …Then Mary said, “Here am I, the servant of the Lord; let it be with me according to your word.”
Two: Then Joseph of Arimathea took down the body of Jesus and wrapped it in a linen shroud....
One: Then the angel departed from her.
Two:... and laid him in a rock-hewn tomb.
[Pause, as the tellers switch stories.]
Two: … And Mary said, “My soul magnifies the Lord, and my spirit rejoices in God my Savior, for he has looked with favor on the lowliness of his servant.
One: The women who had come with Jesus from Galilee followed and saw the tomb and how his body was laid, and returned and prepared spices and ointments.
Two: “Surely, from now on all generations will call me blessed; for the Mighty One has done great things for me, and holy is his name.”
One: And on the first day of the week at early dawn they went to the tomb.
Two: “His mercy is for those who fear him from generation to generation.”
One: And they found the stone rolled away from the tomb, but when they went in they did not find the body.
Two: “He has shown strength with his arm; he has scattered the proud in the thoughts of their hearts.”
One: While they were perplexed about this, behold, two men stood by them in dazzling apparel; and the men said to them, "Why do you seek the living among the dead? Remember how they told you, while he was still in Galilee, that the Son of Man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men, and be crucified, and on the third day rise."
Two: “He has brought down the powerful from their thrones, and lifted up the lowly; he has filled the hungry with good things, and sent the rich away empty.”
One: And they remembered his words, and returning from the tomb they told all this to the eleven and to the rest.
Two: “He has helped his servant Israel, in remembrance of his mercy, according to the promise he made to our ancestors, to Abraham and to his descendants forever.”
One: But these words seemed to them an idle tale, and they did not believe them.
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